blacking out

to get so chemically altered that you don't remember anything.

so i was at this wild house party and the next thing i know i wake up next to some guy i don't even know. man, i HATE blacking out.

by Jennifer Worm January 15, 2008

anal bleaching

Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.

The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.

Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.

The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.

When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.

This last observation puzzled Canula.

by Luigi the real one stop stealing my name May 3, 2006

cock blocking chakra

A song performed by the band Classy Smut about a tube sock wearing lesbian who is still in the closet.

That veterinarian has a cock blocking chakra.

by jakethesnake63 November 24, 2011

Karma Blocking

The act of not upvoting for an arbitrary reason and declaring it to the world. Typically results in no praise and the karma blocker looking like an asshole.

Jack: "I would upvote, but the counter is already at 69, hahaha"
Bob: "Hey man, stop Karma Blocking and just give them their upvote"

by natelikesfun January 29, 2020

Beaching it

When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing

Peter was supposed to be studying, but instead he was beaching it, and decided to watch Netflix

by C "Babyface" T September 8, 2011

Twat-blocking

It is pretty much the same thing as cock-blocking, just on the opposite side of the spectrum. It's for the ladies!

I'm getting some sexually tonight. Last night Jamie was twat-blocking all night!

by Steven Capone January 17, 2008

bloacking

A preparation, such as a shoe or stove polish, that is used to impart a black color.

"angela, why are you bloacking jerry?"

by James Jih May 1, 2005