ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders

joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009

Peaky blinders

Peaky blinders is a 6 season tv show set in 1919-1934. Its abt a gang called the peaky blinders given the name bc they sew blades into the Peaky of here hats and in fighte use the said blades to blind people. The main characters are the leaders of the peaky blinders the shelbys the main leader is thomas (tommy) shelby

Girl: omg have you seen Peaky blinders

Boy: no whats it abt

by Elizabeths June 26, 2022

blinders

Absurdly large women's sunglasses that mask the face from proper evaluation. Most notably worn by women of substandard appearance. Unlike horse blinders, these do not block the vision of the wearer but that of the passerbyer. Synonyms: Slut Goggles.

Put those blinders back on you ugly cock monger.

by BDH, JDG, ERO, EA April 11, 2006

blindees

a group of two or more blind people

it appears as if i am walking with a group of blindees
how could you miss a car that was zooming towards you at a speed 100mph

by mihussy October 11, 2009

Booty Blinded

To see someone and experience so much phsyical attraction that everything they say or do is seen through rose colored glasses. Generally applies to a pre-sexual relationship. Can apply to either gender, though men are more often the victims of this.

1. Dang, can't she see he's a doughbag? "No, she's booty blinded." 2. Dang, he just gave her his card number on the first date???? "He is so booty blinded."

by Bookworm Beauty March 7, 2019

brooklyn blinder

When you’re making sweet tender love to your girlfriend and you get up and drop a shit log on her eyeballs just like we do in Brooklyn. Bam!!!

I was making love to my girl and had to take a mean shit, so I gave her the Ole Brooklyn Blinder.

by Ron Jeremy’s Dick April 11, 2022

blinded

Being so stoned that you're unaware of your surroundings; Being under the influence of large ammounts of weed, pot, or marijuana; Also, see high, blazed, baked,blitzed.

I smoked so much weed that I was blinded. I didn't even know my name. It was fucking awesome!

by Lady smokesalot October 10, 2008