bimmer

What a douchnozzle calls a bmw automobile. Douchenozzles who drive "bimmers" will make sure that the unwashed masses do not call them "beemer"; to do so is apparently a grave offense against car enthusiasts everywhere, as a beemer is a BMW motorcycle.

Person 1: Nice beemer!
Person 2: It's a bimmer, idiot.
Person 1: *Punch* Who cares, you condescending bucket of douche? Get over it. BEEEMER!!!!

by Jolly-pay-no October 8, 2010

Bimmer

What wankers and/or Americans call Beemers.

Wanker American: Look at that AWESOME Bimmer!

Australian: *shakes head and hits over the head with a VB stubby.

by Choadie January 22, 2009

Bimmer Buddies

When two people of the opposite sex both drive BMWs they have obligation to fornicate.

Friend: Yo that girl is so hot. How'd you get with her:

Me: Well we were Bimmer buddies so it just happened.

by ThatOneDouchebag September 22, 2016

get blimmed

to blim someone up is to sell someone one gram of ketamine which is actually half a gram of ketamine and half a gram of slightly ground up salt. the buyers will message you the next day saying it was “dope wonk” and “wavy”. you’ll reply with “safe”

basically any deal where there is asymmetric information where the consumer is worse off is an example of a consumer getting “blimmed up”

this can be in any situation not just ketamine also.

did you hear how i massively underweighted those goons on a shot of K ??

hahah yeh get blimmed

by wonk master June 30, 2019

Blemmer

Someone who blems.

To blem something is to do it incorrectly.

Did you see him to try and pass that ball? It went into the crowd. He's some blemmer.

by miguel316 November 12, 2010

blimmen

a slugs penis

where do i get a blimmen horseshoe

by slobadob February 22, 2010

Brimmer

Someone who gives brim (head)

"She gave me head, she's a brimmer"
"I'm a brimmer"

by Fiona89 May 15, 2005