beerthlete

one superior in all forms of sport involving the consumption of beer (beer pong, card games, etc.)

Did you see that shot? I've never seen such a natural beerthlete.

I got a beerthletics scholarship to college today!

by Oliver June 26, 2004

Q*bert

1.(noun)an arcade game from the 1980s, in which the hero, Q*bert changes blocks color by jumping on them, while avoiding ridiculous enemies including a slinky like snake, and random blobs of mysterious goo. If hit by his enemies Q*bert expresses an incomprehensible barrage of profanity. The game is kablastafuck -ing amazing, and no one in the entire world can seem to understand why.

2.(adjective) Ridiculously ridiculous

3.(noun) An incomprehensible swear word (see zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker

ex.1
80s kid 1:What the F@#% is Q*bert?
80s kid 2: i dont know but its fun!!!
80s kid 1: holy crap, did that orange round guy just swear?

ex 2.
That was so F-ing Q*bert i think i crapped my self laughing

ex 3.
Kid 1: I can believe someone defined (zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker)
Kid 2: i cant believe it was said in buffy the vampire slayer...
Kid 1: What the Q*bert was that episode about that they could get away with that one...
Kid 2:i just dont know... i just dont know...

...FIN...

by Mr. Lyon calls me Rye Dog July 8, 2005

bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

Beertard

Someone that cannot tell the difference between good beer and bad beer.

Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.

by Jubilant Johno June 30, 2009

Bertil

cool guy, with a giant penis

big dick? must be bertil

by cool bertil May 25, 2020

Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

bert mccracken

basically, a chain smoking dirty rock boy. He's amazingly poetic and has an incredible voice. hes altogether some seriously talented hot shit.

he pukes onstage alot, and even that is hot

by your favorite mistake April 29, 2005