Bledge

A term used by the sterotype 'charver' as an alternative to 'squashing', 'crushing' or 'splatting' an object.

'Who yee, ya daft cu*t... Im going to bledge ya fanny in win a Mel

by Geordie June 6, 2003

bleege

To give blow job.

Ned: "Damn dude, I got the best bleege from that slut nikki last night!"
Tom: "sweet!"

by p-robs August 17, 2003

Bleeder

A term used derisively in reference to any female human.

As it is well known all females of the species experience a period of usually five - seven days every month in which the lining of the uterus is disposed of by way of the vagina.
Some men may be repulsed by this phenomenon, while others feel it is one of the most effective methods of birth control.

Stupid fucking bleeder!! Shut your cumdumpster! You're stinking up the whole room!!

by A.J. Cockandballs February 7, 2005

Bleeder

A female human.

My father always told me we can't trust bleeders. How can you believe something that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die?

by BrightColors February 20, 2009

bleeder box

A bleeding vagina, or a mans stretched rectum... especially those named Robert Jarvis Jesse Widvey

Dude Robs acting like a damn bleeder box..

My bleeder box is leaking..

by SSgt Cocky October 28, 2018

bluedge

cum, just cum and nothing but the cum.

No, Dave. Your bluedge shouldn't taste like battery acid.

by thee auditor November 16, 2020

Buzzer Bleeder

Buzzer bleeder is when your girlfriend rhinks she might be pregnant but gets her period in the time between buying the pregnancy test and peeing on it.

We thought becky was pregnant but she nailed a last second buzzer bleeder in a hardys bathroom.

by Joe BYEDEN October 20, 2016