A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure
Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.
Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!
Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.
I love you.
Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!
Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.
I love you.
by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008
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Get the Bleeder mug.A term used to describe a virgin girl whose hymen is intact at the time of her first penetration. When she is first penetrated, whether by a finger, a penis, or some other object, her hymen tears and bleeds.
I had no idea April was a bleeder when I fingered her at the movies last night. She's so cute, I thought someone would have popped her cherry by now. If I had known, I would have waited to do it with my penis. It just goes to show you that you need to ask, especially with pre-high school girls. Drat!
by BRD May 5, 2005
Get the bleeder mug.A slang for "being hopeless" or something like a continuous misery.
It's something negative, it can be a severe or continuous feeling.
It's something negative, it can be a severe or continuous feeling.
She's going to break his heart, I know, He's going to be a total bleeder.
She speaks jargon, I can't understand a word she says, I'm a bleeder.
She speaks jargon, I can't understand a word she says, I'm a bleeder.
by LH86 February 5, 2009
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Get the eye bleeder mug.A genre of books which blends the world we know with a more magical and mystical one. Enjoyed by a wide audience, both children and adults. Quite separate from traditional fantasy which can be alientating and alarming to read, due to the readers's inability to connect their own life experiences and knowledge to the entirely fabricated world being depicted. Perfect examples of Blended Fantasy are the Harry Potter series (by the wonderful J. K. Rowling) and His Dark Materials (Philip Pullman).
John: Do you like Fantasy books?
Bob: No, but I like Blended Fantasy.
John: Never heard of it Bob!
Bob: You must be kidding me! Blended Fantasy is where the author has included elements of fantasy in a world that the reader can recognise and, ultimately, suspend their belief that it is fantasy at all, becoming lost in the hope that a more exciting world does in fact exist within our own, hidden and waiting to be discovered.
John: Sheesh.
Bob: No, but I like Blended Fantasy.
John: Never heard of it Bob!
Bob: You must be kidding me! Blended Fantasy is where the author has included elements of fantasy in a world that the reader can recognise and, ultimately, suspend their belief that it is fantasy at all, becoming lost in the hope that a more exciting world does in fact exist within our own, hidden and waiting to be discovered.
John: Sheesh.
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