blawgh

This is the way stupid people spell "blog", which is a web log, which is an online journal, which is a journal that's online. Who started this spelling, you ask? No doubt it was a terrorist trying to stupefy America's youth, so we'll be easy to crush in another twenty years. Most likely the same terrorist that made up "lol".

Steve (the cutter) Anderson: Me go right in me blawgh now! Me gots lots of stuff to tell aboot! Hayuck!
Caveman with a degree in technical engineering: You're an idiot, you know that, right?
Steve: You meanful! Me tell me mommy!
Caveman: (commences to beat Steve with his chrome club)

by Rustin Moble January 15, 2006

blawfunky

A bad breathe drunk that is talking to you in jibberish.

I had a Blawfunky conversation with a drunk, i almost puked.

by Knokternal August 28, 2006

blawf

blawf is a race of assholes who suck

blawf: hey asshole over there, what the fuck is an alaskan firedragon
bleef: fuck off look in ubran dick shun AIR eeeeeeeee

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 22, 2017

Blawg

A Blawg is a large penis of an African-American male. At times so large it may resemble a wooden log. Blawg, a black log. Men of other races are secretly jealous of the blawg and they wish they had one too.

Luqeesha was riding on top of Tyrone, she had his blawg deep inside her gaping hole. She screamed in ecstacy, "give it to me faster, make that blawg harder." She was satisfied after her ride on his thick stick blawg.

by HawgDawger March 19, 2011

blawl

many different meanings. the main meaning being someone you find attractive and want to tell them without them knowing what you're talking about

"dude look at that girl"
grl walks by
"Blawl!"

by carson rogers April 14, 2005

blawesome

a joined word of bloody and awesome that can be said whenever somthing is more exciting then just awesome

this party is gonna be blawesome

by megæn June 30, 2008

Blawt

The king of 50. The best overall.

Oh shit guys, that's a blawt!

by Dr Daymon October 30, 2011