Bucket of Muzzle Blast

Among artillerymen, a nonexistent item used to trick rookies. It is commonly used to send rookies on a wild goose chase. (Muzzle blast is the burst of smoke and fire that erupts from the muzzle when a shell is fired.)

"Private, go to the supply sergeant and see if he can find you a bucket of muzzle blast."

by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007

package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package

Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.

by Sheldon May 14, 2003

Awkward Blastoise

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

geto blaster

an old oversized boombox (kinda like the ones used in the 80's)

have you seen his old school geto blaster?
yeah ! he got it at the pawn shop for fifty bucks !

by dreamernsc12 January 27, 2014

Dinner Blaster

A handheld cannon that fires Whoppers (burgers).

Infamous for its appearance in the YouTube Poop "Dinner Blaster."

If you're not a fan of fast food, you'd better run if you see a dinner blaster.

by Savato93 April 27, 2010

Taco Bell Blast

Explosive diarrhea resulting from the ingestion of tainted Mexican food.

"Hey Beef-stains, looks like you're going to have a Taco Bell Blast!"

by dorham May 26, 2006

gotta blast

Originated from one of Jimmy Neutron's catchphrases, "Gotta blast!" Is a common phrase said on the internet now for many reasons.

1. When in an awkward or uncomfortable situation
2. When someone says or does something you don't like and you don't feel low wasting time and energy arguing with them.

1. *in a texting convo*
Straight boy: "wanna play 20 questions haha ;)"
Girl: "sure."
Straight boy: "okay I'll go first. Are you a virgin?"

Girl: "...Gotta blast!"

2. Idiot: I support Carter Reynolds. He's hawt and did nothing wrong!!1
Me: ".....Gotta blast!"

by Lisa is not Lethal August 26, 2015