i only shoot blanks

I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly

Hi Babe! We should get to know each other better - I only shoot blanks ...

by MrWhooHoo January 19, 2014

shoot blanks

male dry orgasm due to sexual technique, diabates, post prostate removal, et al. For many males who can no longer expel semen due to medical procedure or illness it is a negative, depressing, and angry loss. Sexual sensation is diminished or orgasm is painful. sexual tension is not sufficiently alleviated with permanent dry orgasm.

After prostate removal by the up the dick method, I can no longer shoot my load. I can only shoot blanks. I hope my urlogist's genitals falls off.

by ymouszanon March 30, 2015

Shooting Blanks

for males during orgasm no semen comes out your penis . During retrograde ejaculation, semen travels into the bladder, rather than being squirted out of the penis. This is usually the result of most prostate surgeries. When turp (Trans Urethral Resection of the Prostate) was first started for bladder retention, cuting away some of the prostate with scopic tube including miniature camera, miniature scalpal up your pee hole up to your prostate. Again in the late 1970's doctors worked very slowly and cautiously so far less of thes turp procedures caused dry climax, orgasm. Today what occurs is surgeons working too fast. this results damage to the vesical sphincter. Since the sphincter is damaged or roto rotered totally it no longer closes off the bladder so your jism just falls in there instead of splooging out your cock. These dry orgasms give very little pleasure and more importantly do not give any sexual tension relief.
Retrograde ejaculation can happen as a result of certain types of surgery, such as prostate surgery, or can occur in men with conditions that can damage the nerves, such as diabetes, alcohol abuse or multiple sclerosis.

guy:This guy tells me post prostate surgery he can't splooge in his lover's face, he's just shooting blanks, so she left him.
listening guy: why the fuck should that matter
guy: He told me she rubs his or some other guy now, jizz into her face and she thinks it makes her face look ten years younger.
listening guy: whatever

by anon_frank March 8, 2017

shootin' blanks

When a male ejaculates but there is no sperm

i wanted to glarbonize on her back, but the whole night i was shootin' blanks

by Ilik February 18, 2008

banksy

bank·sy (bank see)
n.
1. A generic term for stenciled street art.
2. A general slang term for easily done street art that mimics commercial advertising.
3. A term used to describe a graffiti artist who has "sold out" by becoming financially successful through the system he originally spoke out against.

"yo, did you see that banksy Pablo did on the school bus? Total wack job!"

"Several banksy style images have appeared in the run up to the election, including a print of David Cameron" - wired.com

by Jonathan Jones Guardian April 9, 2012

billy blanks

A man whose created many work out videos including: Taebo, Boot Camp, and The Billy Blanks Workout Guide for Men Who Have an Extremely Small Penis. He thinks he's really cool cause he used to have a block cut. He is challenged often by fitness celebrity John Basedow who combats Billy by rubbing his abs. In all Billy Blanks is a big faggot and his love for fitness is only exceeded by his love for another man's cock in his ass.

"I'm a really big faggot" - Billy Blanks

by Ralph Wiggum March 16, 2005

blankslating

A phrase used to describe a feeling after sex that feels like you're having a seizure

"yo i hooked up with a girl and she started spazzing out afterwards"

"yeah she was probably blankslating"

by ThatGuyGreg February 24, 2021