Blanket

The warm thing that people fuck under

Brandon: Yo Ashley lets go fuck under that warm blanket

Ashley: Ight bet

by All_good_names_are_gone_ November 15, 2020

blanketize

The act of putting on blankets.

"I just blanketized"
"John is all blanketized."

by home mc jizzle stick February 18, 2013

Blanketed

Blanketed are people who think that the world owes them something and/or act like whiny little prats who fear that nobody loves them. Acting "blanketed" they project their "nobody loves me" fear and block themselves from other people and the world.

This block postpones other people to reach to a "blanketed" people because frankly, we don't give a damn about losers.

- The guy barely talked with me tinkering with an iphone all the time!

- Yeah, what a blanketed douche...

by IVorius Aprenicum December 27, 2018

Blanket

a condom. something you should always have in your car

Homie1:hey dawg do you got a blanket
Homie2: you should have known to bring one she told you she wanted the dick

by LenDeisel December 31, 2009

Blanket

A jive term used to describe segregation in uber black communities.

Man, that turkey baster could dig grease while chomping on buns and dragging through the garden, but couldn't eat a picture because of the blanket authorities. Golly

by Sam Wheat July 29, 2005

Rock Blanket

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.

The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.

by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket

Pants.

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015