Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut on someone's cock and give them head.

Yo, I was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this fucking crackhead gave me a Blomer Blimpson.

by Edgecs September 4, 2017

Blamestorming

Where you all get to sit around and work out whos to blame for something going horribly wrong.

Today at work we all were called into the bosses office for a blamestorming session.

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

Blamp

noun, re: music: The final note of a song, particularly when delivered with force.

noun, re: non-music: Any saying or action which serves the same purpose as a music blamp, i.e. to punctuate the end of an encounter or to otherwise add emphasis and finality to any given situation

(Music usage) Billy: "Damn, did you hear how they ended that song?"
Jim: "Hell yeah, dude, they blamped it up!"

(Non-music usage) Lisa: "I'm leaving you, Rick."
Rick: "No! Don't go, Lisa, I loooooove you!"
Lisa: *slams the door*
Rick: "Oh, damn... she blamped me!"

by Hellzapoppin' April 5, 2020

blaps

to smack someone in the face !!

blaps u on da head blad

by MrW January 31, 2005

Blumpstronaut

Shitting in a womens vagina while another chick gives you head, thus combining the two sexual acts of recieving a blumpy and space docking.

I got a blumpstronaut at the nursing home the other day.

by eagus June 23, 2009

blaps

mistake

"opps I made a blaps" South African surf term

by southafsurf October 28, 2009

blampin

Blampin is when you're not only blasting your music... But you are also bumping the hell out of your car

Holy crap did you hear that guys car Blampin that music?

Once I get those subs put in my ford escort Ill totally be blampin

by hugthefukings April 7, 2009