Jewels49's definitions

Cockblock

The ex that hangs around so your not likely to get any.

John just kept on hanging around, killing any chance of getting laid by Peter...John was such a cockblock!

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

Menicillin

potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistence to such lethal lines as "You make me want to be a better person."

After suffering some really terrible one-liners at the club, Jenny took a Menicillin to build resistance.

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

Blamestorming

Where you all get to sit around and work out whos to blame for something going horribly wrong.

Today at work we all were called into the bosses office for a blamestorming session.

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

Manbag

The ultimate accessory. looks good and holds everything.

Is that Jen Hawkins?...and who is that hot looking Manbag escorting her?

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

Anti-talksident

A spray carried in purse or wallet to be used on anyone who wants to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

There I was minding my own business when this guy starts telling me his life story. Quick as a whip, I got out my Anti-talksident, gave him a quick squirt...and ended the conversation!

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010