Balff

to cut the purity, or buff, any amount of crystal methamphetamine with dandruff from ones scrotum.

i balff 'ed the shit out of that pint

by Cydius February 21, 2011

blarfably

Wynonna Earp's strange vocab.

"How blarfably romantic"

by sapphic_ships June 14, 2017

Baffleufagus

A person or creature who answers a question in the longest possible way with no reference to the actual question being asked. Doing so by using as many Irrelevant multi syllable words to hide their lack of knowledge on the subject being asked about.

Question - What is the weather like in Sydney in summer?

The Baffleufagus replies.. "Well it reminds me of time when a myriad of geese were flying south attempting to hibernate in Antartica in synergy. The sun was shining and the macor economic business was booming and although I couldn't see in front of my eyes I was exploring the temprate afternoon."

by BondiRusty February 24, 2010

Blafrican-American

The word formed when a white person attempts to glibly correct himself to sound PC, but had already started to say "black." This term usually comes out when the speaker suddenly remembers he is in the company of blafrican-americans.

"Why does Chad insist on referring to himself as 'C-dawg'. Does he think he is blafrican-american? Oh, hi Tyrone."

by nick brockman February 27, 2008

Bullshit Baffles Brains

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.

They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.

by Rikstir April 28, 2017

baffroom

slang to bathroom

yo peeps i be goin to da baffroom, fo shizzle

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

baffrum

The ghetto term used for the word, bathroom. A relative of this word is brekfis, (the slang term for breakfast).

Yo, son! I needa go to the baffrum.

by Ga_bad_ella March 9, 2007