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blackberry finish

When you procrastinate to the point that you finish typing your paper on the way to class... on your blackberry.
"Yo, did you get that paper done?"
"Hells yeah, but it was definitely a blackberry finish."

"Dude, that paper was a blackberry finish, and I still managed to get an A!"
by Lailas December 16, 2009
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Blackberry Swerve

the act of an idiot/moron texting or reading a cellular device while driving 70 mph on the roadway, then realizing the road curved and thus they SWERVE to keep from hitting another car or the wall. Blackberry Swerve... look for it on a roadway near you.
As I was driving to work, I saw the car in front of me do a blackberry swerve to avoid hitting the guardrail.
by intelligent driver May 6, 2010
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BlackVery

Name given by dumb ghetto delinquents to stolen BlackBerry smartphones.
Yo... check my BlackVery... Ain´t it awesomest?
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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BlackberryThumb

BlackberryThumb is a medical condition that results in pain in thumbs and connected tendons from overuse of typing on mobile devices.
When the base of your thumb hurts after typing away all day on your blackberry or other mobile device. What you now feel is blackberrythumb1
by BBaddict October 14, 2008
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Blackberry Law

Blackberry Law dictates that if someone has blackberry bushes growing on their property near a road, these blackberries are free game for anyone to eat, regardless of trespassing. Someone who has roadside blackberries must honor Blackberry Law lest they be labeled a douche.
Blackberry Law: Roadside blackberries are free game for pedestrians and bicyclists.
by tangles10 August 1, 2010
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Blackberry prayer

A phrase coined by an anonymous CEO who walked into a boardroom for a meeting to see every executive bowing their heads, operating their Blackberries.
The Blackberry prayer is a plea to God to abolish the damn things.
by Total Penetration June 10, 2005
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Blackcest

A Harry Potter fanfiction term: fanfiction describing incestuous relationships between members of the Black family.
Popular pairings include Sirius/his younger brother Regulus magically brought back from the dead and Bellatrix/Narcissa or any combination of these four characters.
It's a moot point whether extended family members count as Blacks for Blackcest. The Malfoy/Tonks families often are, but the Weasleys usually aren't.
"Hey, did you get the link to the Blackcest fanfic I sent you?"
"I read the first line then left it...it was disgusting."
"What, don't you like Blackcest?"
"Funnily enough, I don't enjoy reading stories where popular children's characters have sex with their relatives."
by Alfredooo May 4, 2006
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