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blackhole vagina

a female who has used a dildo/dick so much their vagina literally resembles a black hole. also in extreme cases the vagina gains the ability to suck up all on its path.some have even reported developing teeth, this is refered to as hacunamatata syndrome
person one: " i don't use a dildo, i actually have a life."
person 2 : "oh no you don't blackhole vagina!"
by technosquid November 22, 2009
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brockhouse

A person capable of eating many bananas at one time. He is also one who believes he is an intellectual and enjoys writing screenplays about walruses. Brockhouses are boys who have been expelled from at least 2 schools.
"That Brockhouse kid is a banana boy!"
"Brockhouse got expelled from another school yesterday!"
by Samvy November 14, 2007
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Backhousing

Adjective. The continuous, inept and ultimately inconclusive courtship of two or more shy and dithering homosexual men.
“Crispin really fancies Percy, and would dearly love to bum him into the middle of next week, but the fey, dithering fucksy won’t ask him. The silly pansy’s been “Backhousing” about for ages!”
by Professor Fucksocks April 11, 2019
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Blackhole sun

The act of quickly straddling a sunbather’s face whilst spreading your asscheeks and placing your b-hole on the unsuspecting sunbather’s nose.
Ken was catching some rays and I couldn’t help to provide him with a Blackhole sun.
by French tickler April 11, 2023
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drooping blackhole

When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging layer of excess skin
awe jees her bellybotton was full of my load last night, cuz I missed her vagine, and landed it in her drooping blackhole
by Chris13 February 6, 2008
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Blackhole

A girl who's vag is SO wide and SO deep you can't see the end of it. Nothing can escape it
Matt " dude I so wanna bang that lyssa girl, I heard she'll bang anyone"

Friend " dude don't that girls a blackhole! If you value your manhood don't go near that shit!"
by ShawtyIsA10 September 11, 2010
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blackhole

a theory of an object in space, which is believed to consume anything, that enters into it.
Kyle thinks blackholes are Fact, but he's an idiot so a blackhole must have consumed his brain.
by poonjah April 26, 2005
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