blackasswards

The actions of african americans that complicate their lives in the areas of finance, driving,employment, nepetism, and general everyday activities.

In the attempt to sell my house to a african american couple i realized that by using their cousins friends nephew as a mortgage provider things were gonna get blackasswards.

by Teto Jankowski November 16, 2007

blackleoses

When someone who's not black has a black sized penis

The Docter said i have a severe case of blackleoses

by Houston Heavyweight March 30, 2007

Backcess

The name of an entrance to something were you are not seen entering by anyone, ex back door or secret entrance.

Don’t forget we need to have a backcess

by shavedpopcorn February 8, 2022

smoken blackies

A person (usually an under age person) who is walking down the street puffing on a Black and Mild cigar. this cigar is usually smoked by a teenager or a black person because they taste good and are really cheap. this term usually applies if a person asked the smoker "whats up?"

The person's cell phone rings and are asked, "Hey bro what are you doen right now?" the person will reply, "nuthen just smoken blackies"

by Nicky Jim January 18, 2009

blackcent

an ghetto accent that most black people from the "hood" have

i developed a blackcent after being in the hood so long

by snoopyT May 29, 2019

Blacktress

An actress of African-American descent.

Blacktress, Queen Latifah is quite the large woman.

by pat August 7, 2004

blackie blackerson

Used to replace any other slang term or actual name for blacks, mostly for humor

Guy - Welcome neighbor, my name is bob of the bobberson family, what might your name be?

Blackie - My name is Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud, thank you for the welcome.

Guy - Blackie Blackerson! My wife will send the KFC soon, no worries.

by Desenuts June 20, 2008