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bjork

To inhabite, or take over someone's office or cubicle
Dude, that guy totally bjorked Kurt's cube!
by gregg3rs February 25, 2011
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Bjorked Up

This is the result of somebody being way beyond shit-hammered drunk and starts speaking incoherrently or about things that dont make any sense.
"Dude, did you see Chad last night, bruh? The dude was crazy drunk talking to the walls about the financial crisis in Mongolia, bruh"

"Yeah I know, bruh, he was totally Bjorked up"
by I Am Monkey May 25, 2009
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Björking

The act of fucking while listening music of Björk resulting in indescribable bodily sensations that defy human connection. Mushrooms can further enhance this experience.
When my girlfriend and I were Björking last night it felt like we were fucking the universe into being.

Hey baby, want to take some shrooms and have a hot Björking session tonight?
by anonymous January 21, 2023
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Björk

Beyonce:Oh hey Björk it’s so nice to see you!
Björk:I have riddle: what passes through trees without making rustle of the leaf. I’m
by blah_blah-blah_ March 8, 2023
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Carson Bjork

A big man, usually named Fluff loves fucking retarded kids when there sleeping and also likes to smoke weed every day of his life and spends hundreds of dollars on cartridges. Also he works at Qdoba and gets free food cause hes white. And lastly he loves big black dick in his mouth on a Friday night.
by OklolxD June 23, 2019
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.bjorkk

.bjorkk has the best takes on tiktok and they’re hot.
hey have you heard of .bjorkk?
them: that one tiktok creator thats hot and sexy?
by redishblu June 30, 2021
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Björk

Björk Björk, I’m a dog 🐶
by Ras Barry April 21, 2019
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