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mong bong

When someone puts the whole of their mouth around the top of the bong instead of inside the lip.
davy hume totally did the mong bong on that cone.
by humey swingers May 16, 2009
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Penalty Bong

From over 35 years of personal knowledge. . . .

Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup. Much, much more bigger & packed than a normal size bong hit.

(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)

See also "PB-Penalty Bong"
“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..(A) spill all the rest of our dope on the floor? (B) tell your Mom we just dropped acid? (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) (C) pee yourself? (D) tell that cop we were stoned? (E) smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit? (F) eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies? (G) spill the bong water? (H) do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me? . . . penalty bong!”

(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"Penalty Fuckin Bong or P Fuckin B")
by Hednout March 16, 2011
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bong slut

A person who shares a bong with different groups of people. The person is normally a addict of weed and cannot find a same group of people who are normally down to smoke as they have lives.
Scott: Man have you seen patrick lately?

Andrew: Nah man, i heard his been smoking weed with everyone.

Scott: What a bong slut

*Receives a call from Patrick*

Patrick: hey man wanna smoke weed?
by SZOR June 14, 2011
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gravity bong quif

the sound generated when using a gravity water bong and pulling the bottle to the very edge of the water before inhaling
We were talking about the inequalities generated by NAFTA when Johnny pulled a gravity bong quif
by Moose85 April 23, 2007
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billy bong

another word for the reproductive male organ, the penis which you can use to elevate your speech and add a more sophisticated vibe to it
she: have you seen his dick?
me: dick? oh you mean his billy bong. yeah, not so big...
by iwannadie2 August 5, 2019
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Bong kisses

The watery backsplash from a small bong, or one which is overfilled, that hits your lips when inhaling vigorously.
Let's smoke out of my bong, its bigger than yours and I don't have to worry about bong kisses....
by samazon September 20, 2012
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bong soon

Bong Soon is the strongest, most determined girl you'll ever meet. Besides her love of sleep, she's ready to pass through any and every challenge.
Random person: Hey, did you hear about the little girl that took out 20 people at the construction site?

Random person #2: I don't believe that.

Random person: I heard her name is bong soon.
by urmumsahoe July 19, 2018
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