Southern bidet
When your taking a shit and a large turd splashes water onto your hole after dropping cleaning it thoroughly
Southern bidet by P-kanus October 30, 2016
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American Bidet
American Bidet by marblecakealsothegame13 October 3, 2018
Urine Bidet
When a women straddles the toilet taking an enormous hot log while her gentleman friend urinates powerfully into her asshole removing any remaining fecal matter, like a bidet toilet.
My girlfriend indulged in an huge smothered green chile burrito and I had to give her a urine bidet to clean that nasty stank out.
Urine Bidet by Anal Exploder May 7, 2010
bidet
An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.
shit in the bidet
Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
shit in the bidet by Dave June 19, 2004