jive ass bastard 

A stupid person, possibly fatherless, who thinks they have style but in reality are lame.

Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat?

Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.

jive ass bastard by Prakka Lars March 25, 2009

Ol' Dirty Bastard 

One of the 9 rappers that makes up the Wu-Tang Clan. The Group includes: Prince (The RZA) Rakeem, Raekwon, Method Man, GhostFace Killah, Genius (GZA), U-God, Master Killa, Inspectah Deck and of course Ol' Dirty Bastard. His other alias' include ODB, Big Baby Jesus,and Dirt McGirt. Real name Russel Tyrone Jones.

Ol' Dirty Bastard a.k.a Big Baby Jesus a.k.a Dirt McGirt.

Ol' Dirty Bastard by mello_scrilla December 28, 2005

poor bastard 

a guy who's in such a shitty situation that you feel sorry for him, even if you hate his fucking guts.

Man#1: Saw you ex-wife down at the mall today.

Man#2: Really?

Man#1: Yeah, she was bitching out her new boyfriend.

Man#2: Better him than me. Poor bastard.

poor bastard by Bulldog6 October 11, 2009

Ignorant Bastard

Some one who is well aware that what he is doing is wrong or out of place but continues to do it anyway. The more he notices that his actions are irritating it invoke more of their obnoxious behavior. See Ignorant Bitch for Female definition

A man on the Subway is talking loudly on his cell phone. He looks around and sees and old lady rolling her eyes he smiles and gets louder. Someone whispers I wish that Ignorant Bastard would shut up.
ignore anti-social Rude

Ignorant Bastard by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009

You fat bald bastard! 

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

You fat bald bastard! by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021

green bastard 

Wrestling alter ego of Bubbles from the show Trailer Park Boys.

Julien: Bubs, we're making you a wrestling ring.
Bubbles: Fuck ya boys, I better go and get my Green Bastard costume!

green bastard by benormous April 30, 2006

Ugly Bastard 

The most horrible thing to ever exist

Jacob: I’ve just been traumatized, I was curious, and decided to add some ugly bastard into the mix.
Bill: dude... I feel so bad for you.

Ugly Bastard by DaNewb360 March 16, 2018