bitumen

One of the greatest bands in the world. With singles such as 'we cant be arsed', 'smooshieing', '10 minutes until the bell will ring', 'german', 'mr maclellan is a pedo', 'la da la dum dum ded dum', 'random word song' and MANY others.

The history of the band begins in a biology lesson with Mrs Paterson and two talented girls found that they were bored and invented a band. Those two girls became the founding members. The name 'bitumen' comes from the periodic table and Bitumen happened to be the one which sounded best. Since then, they have preformed at a wide variety of gigs including in the school canteen, school lockers,english and german classrooms and outside Marks and Sparks.

Bitumen always write their own songs and play their own instuments, although some would say that the kazoo is not a real instument. They are wrong. OH, and by the way, the tune to 'la da la dum dum ded dum' was not stolen off David Charnley.

Blargle.

'man... i cannot get that bitumen song out of my head!'
'well.. thats probably beacuse they're the best band ever.'

by Colette March 19, 2004

BITEmyNADZ

to pwn your sorry ass by making your mouth work over time.

Your lips gently nibbling on my nutsacks.

RAWK ON!

by bite me February 24, 2004

bite me

An awesome inslut aimed at those of the "lower" forms of goth culture.

IE Emo's

As in "Bite Me Emo Boy"

by Drakin StormHeart September 5, 2006

Bitemarks and Bloodstains

My or may we be this way forever?
Tell me lover what will become of the other
Bones, skin, nails and flesh
On a bed of lack of passion, a medieval consequence
They worry you with all the talk of how your not their kind
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home

There is always one more fault
Now adjust it, you must trust me darling
Subsequentially it seems you deserve more than me
They bury you while wearing garments of funeral fire
Now i'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
This will hurt you, it's killing me
This will hurt you, it's killing me
This will hurt you, it's killing me
This will hurt you, and I will to, and I will
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this girl
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this boy
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this girl
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this boy, this boy
But now I punch a wound and once again forgive my sin
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
This is forever
There is always one more fault
This is forever

Bitemarks and Bloodstains

by Spatro February 25, 2021

Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.

When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.

by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022

Bite me

a person asking another person of the (well hopefully) opposite sex to basically bite them on the neck or some other place on the body. this is especially popular in the vampiric communuity.
if it is used to the same sex then it means to go fuck off, get the hell away from me, bad idea, try me.

tina bite me now you stupid lard! *tina bites tom* *tom passes out from blood loss*
(this may happen in rare cases)
tom: bite me you stupid hacker (tom has told the hacker it might be a bad idea for him to try and hack him)

by elan of the vs clan July 3, 2007

bitecep

I small bicep. Taken from the small mound a bug-bite raises.

Check out Joe's bitecep dude! He can't lift ten punds with that thing...

by Dan Hess October 2, 2005