Bitchbagel

A straight up ho!

Girl, that bitchbagel needs to calm down!

by Takealittletrip June 11, 2016

bobby bitchcake

the epitome of bitches. the softest form of weak-sauce known to mankind. bobby bitchcakes are known to flop, pussy-out, and/or flake for little to no reason at all. they accept their status as a bitchcake and has given up on any form of respect from their peers.

Han Youl is refusing to go camping because he's tired of being tired. What a bobby bitchcake!

by man in the woods May 16, 2016

Bitchfacehoe

A derogatory term, usually meaning a mix between bitch and hoe with the word face inbetween for added effect.

Pronounced the way the combined words sound when separated. Also pronounced Bitch-fah-say-hoo.

I tell you, that kid Trace is a bitchfacehoe.

by Ugafug U. October 29, 2007

bitchahertz

bitchaHertz (bHz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bHz of less than one, in the single digit millibitchahertz (mbHz) range, is desirable.

"I clocked her at 17.2bHz, stay away from that shit."

"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"

by mattsqz January 3, 2010

bitchface

Any person whose face looks just like the face of your standard bitch. Also used to refer to someone whose face will not stop bitching or is perpetually bitchy

Hopwil is such a bitchface! But Dark Hades is worse, he's such a big fucking bitchface.

by Magnimar February 24, 2004

bitchcakes

insane with anger

When Joan's boyfriend didn't come home for 2 days, she went totally bitchcakes.

by kat August 13, 2003

Bitchmaker

An alpha female that intentionally or unintentionally turns a beta male into her bitch. It usually occurs when a guy is attracted to the woman, but she is not attracted to him except as “just a friend”. In this situation if the woman asks the man to do a favor for her he will be glad to do it because he is still attracted to her. The woman continues to ask him to do more and more “favors” for her and he eventually basically becomes her lackey or her bitch. This is a very beneficial situation for the woman because she can use him to do things like running errands or waxing her car, but she is doesn’t have to do anything for him.

Girl 1: That guy follows Niranjana around like a puppy and does anything she says. What’s up with that?

Girl 2: Niranjana is a bitchmaker and he is one of her bitches.

by Mr. Bickle August 31, 2010