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No Bitchesitis (NBI)

A mental illness that is best described as either a sudden or consistent wave of loneliness and despair often caused by a lack of female presence in a man’s life - physical and/or online. While this sickness typically applies to males, anyone could test positive for it, and it can often come and go at random, abrupt times of the day or night. Symptoms are immediate drop of mood, drop of emotional energy and even physical energy, and a sudden drop in self-esteem. Treatments include hitting the gym, logging off social media platforms, or actually talking to… some bitches…
Hey bro! How are you feeling today!”

Not good man, I’ve caught a pretty rough case of No Bitchesitis (NBI).
by 🪦💀🪦 August 21, 2022
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bitchfester

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.
"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"
by Rubio July 31, 2008
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Bitchfit

When a person of the female or male species throws a temper tantrum. They throgh a hissy fit and act like a bitch, hence "bitchfit." Or when a bitch gets feisty.
Girl: "OMFG! I cannot believe you did that! How could you...blah blah blah"
Boy: "Damn, stop throwing a bitchfit."
by n0wayitsem April 26, 2008
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bitchfight

A fight between two people. Usually intense. Same thing as a bishfight, but spelt with the normal spelling.

Can be physical or verbal.
Maddy: Hey Steph, did you see that huge bitchfight between Nikki and Michelle? It lasted for all of lunch! They were really mad...

Steph: No, I didn't! Dang, I should have been there. Would have been funny. :P But I guess I'd feel sorry for whoever was on the raw end of the stick. Major de-rep points. Half the school wouldn't talk to her again!
by Nisky November 27, 2007
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bitchdust

Remains of discarded girlfriends.
After my patience was tested to extremes I was forced to drop Juliana into the bitchdust
by Paisa viejo March 10, 2018
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bitchasstrick

is a little ho (one not worthy of respect, usually female) who likes to be fake about things and rude to people
Lindsey Lohan is a bitchasstrick.
by Mr. Bitchasstrick May 13, 2005
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bitchfoot

verb-
1. To cut and run, when you should stay and fight, leaving others behind to face the threat alone.

2. Running and hiding like a little bitch.
Found on Kotaku.com:
"Is it just me, or is it hardcore ironic that rapper 50 Cent’s entourage was linked to a shooting on the day his video game shooter was announced? Of course, the rapper didn’t hang around to help out, deciding instead to run out the side door, aka bitchfooting it."
by fhqwhgads May 13, 2005
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