joshua bassett

the sexiest american man to ever walk the earth. his smile is to die for and his hair looks like hot noodles

joshua bassett is so fucking hot

by panda koala June 2, 2021

first to bassett

When skinning up, the act of putting both weed and hash in the same joint.

oi, chief. Make that Jimminy biff a first to bassett

by Herman Dogg December 19, 2003

Bosset

Female Version of a Boss

"Coming Thru this bitch with a BOSSET swag" -- Lola Monroe

by Monemaker May 10, 2010

Blissett

To completely disregard someone's question, and to talk about yourself instead.

I tried to get some information from Sebastian, but he pulled a Blissett and wasted a half hour of my time instead.

by yazaddaruvalaisgod February 16, 2017

basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

by scodder April 30, 2010

Bossetry

The act of being a boss. A boss is someone who is simply awesome (at everything, any specific thing, or just awesome in general) and doesn't give one sh*t about it.

Guy: Dude, my younger brother is a boss. He just came up to visit me at college, f*cked my friend with huge tits and left without saying anything to us.

Guy 2: Damn...I don't know if I can really handle that much bossetry.

Guy: Bossetry at it's finest.

by viciousmonkey92 November 3, 2011

Bassetted

When you put yourself in an unnecessary situation or position causing hardship to yourself that you could have easily avoided with the easiest of solutions already known to you, or if you had of just used your head.
Also if someone else puts you in that situation or position

-If someone borrows your diesel truck and fill it up with gasoline to save 20 cents a litre, you have been Bassetted
-If you bring a knife to a gun fight you have Bassetted yourself

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by NZB January 19, 2014