Miserable Cow

A person--usually an overweight woman--who is always complaining about something trivial.

Man, my boss is such a miserable cow. If she won the mega-millions jackpot, she'd whine about having to go to the bank.

by mulligan69 July 28, 2014

Les Misérables

A novel written by Victor Hugo, first published in 1862, that has film and musical adaptations.
Consisting of 5 parts, all of which are set in different times, the novel can be considered as 5 volumes rather than the 1 book.

The most well known and regarded part is set in June 1832 and based loosely around the June rebellion. Important characters and dates in this section are accurate as Victor Hugo (the author) was present for part of said rebellion.
Les Misérables also happens to be the best selling musical of all time. It was first opened and performed in English on the 8th of October, 1985 by the Royal Shakespeare Company.
The film was released in 2012.

Les Misérables is amazing but the film casting, as well as the casting in previous musical productions, has sparked conflict within fans. Fans of the novel are often not fond of the musical as it is inaccurate,

by Permets-tu January 2, 2015

Miserable Prick Bastard

Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!

Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.

by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

Bisexable

A person who appears sexually attractive to both sexes.

Taylor Lautner is so bisexable, both me and my girlfriend could eat him up.

by jamesroot September 15, 2010

bonerable

A male easily susceptible to being aroused.

Girl 1: Should I go ask Bobby to dance?

Girl 2: I don't know, he's very bonerable, you might get creeped out.

by Sean489 June 17, 2008

Les Misérables

1. The world's most popular musical. Set around the time of the French revolution, it is based on a novel by Victor Hugo.

2. A novel by Victor Hugo.

3. Several movies, including one with Geoffry Rush, Liam Neeson, and Claire Daines.

To love another person is to see the face of God.-Les Misérables

by Kathe July 18, 2008