Birney

A Birney is a very quiet person who likes to use words such as ya, idk, ok, sure, maybe, and sorry. He likes to lax it up with his friends in his free time and enjoys dressing in superb style for the ladies with always fresh nike outfits. He likes to tell jokes with his friends and be the center of attention but when he is around people he is not comfortable with he is the most shy kid there is. A birney usually has a large package but is to scared to show people. A birney loves to party hard on weekends and throw wild parties.

Look at his shoes!! what a birney

by Nike shoes.com December 7, 2010

Berkeypile

A typically angry person who hates you, black people, and basically anyone who isn't himself. Has a strong affinity towards pentagrams. Also known to be straightedge and carry a knife and/or gun. Commonly enjoys brutality, and has an unnatural ability to find random, obscene images using google image search. Especially enjoys finding outstanding examples of African-American culture.

Typical behavior usually includes avoidance of ever doing laundry, wearing clothes that are far too small, and being generally abusive towards anyone and anything. Also rumored to be a sub-par gamer. Can sometimes be seen wearing a grill featuring the Star of David. Behavior strongly influenced by Chingy, Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis, Where Da Gol At, and Nazi Germany.

Musical taste generally includes hardcore, R. Kelly, Kelly Clarkson, Miss Peaches, David Bowie, Hebrew Crunk, and Trick Daddy, among others.

Common catch phrases include the following:
"You don't know me!"
"Yo, I know skunks."
"You're so drunk."
"Fuck you."

Person 1: "Man, what is that guy's problem?"
Person 2: "Don't mind him, it's just Berkeypile."

Marshall: "Hey Berkeypile, what's goin on?"
Berkeypile: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM."

"Berkeypile was supposed to come over tonight, but he decided to stay home when he heard Jon was going to be here, too."

"Berkeypile is the man."

by Ethnic Cleansing November 1, 2007

birkenstocks

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Birkenstocks

The ugly sandals that lesbians wear

guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*

by ♥🗺☠ May 21, 2021

birkenholz

An old man who is no younger than the age of 87. Who also still has the sex drive of a young adolescent but on completion of sexual activities explodes with a powerfull dust splooge.

Look at that old man gawking at that 9 year old he is such a Birkenholz.

by NeInCgKl April 4, 2010

Birkenshake

Verb: The action of shaking one's Birkenstock sandal while paused mid-stride to dislodge any small pebbles, sand, mulch or other (usually organic) material.

"Yo, wait a minute, I've got to do the birkenshake!"

by L. Van Dusen February 5, 2012

Birkenstock Exchange

The public trading of Birkenstocks Sandals. Buying and selling Birkenstocks typically takes place on the trading floor, which is usually Home Depot. When the market opens for exchange, the Birkenstock brokers who can be identified by their flannel shirts, handle all transactions for traders. The closing of the exchange is signaled by playing Melissa Etheridge's "Come to My Window"

Janet: I need new Sandals. I'm going to the Birkenstock Exchange.

Janine: Can you bring back some lumber so I can build a new garage?

by MindGrapes September 4, 2016