birther

someone who believes that someone with black skin can't possibly be a real american, and thus cannot legally serve as president.

I'm a proud birther: I think everybody whose skin is darker than mine should be deported... or forced to work in the service industry for other whites like myself.

by thededine September 8, 2009

forced-birther

1: Someone who believes that abortion is wrong to the extent that they wish to ban abortions for everyone, thus forcing women who have been raped, had birth control fail, have a life-threatening pregnancy, or have a terminally defective fetus to carry their feti to term. Also known by the alternate term 'anti-choice' and the more innocent-sounding 'pro-life'.
2: Someone who believes that the rights of an undifferentiated blob of cells that is nowhere near recognizable as human (or anything else, for that matter) has rights that far surpass, in both importance and magnitude, those of the fully formed, living, breathing, thinking individual whom the cells have parasitized.
Note: some forced-birthers even go so far as to bomb abortion clinics in an attempt to kill abortion-performing doctors. Ironically, they do this because they feel that life is so damned sacred. (See also: hypocrite)

Forced-birthers would set a far better example if they stopped screeching at all the pro-choicers and adopted some of the unwanted children who wound up in orphanages because they changed the minds of the women who got pregnant with them.

by Child Hatter May 8, 2003

Birther

A natural-born citizen who, by coincidence, happens to be a natural-born racist, natural-born moron, and a natural-born asshole.

Randy: Hey, Billy-Bob, did you know Barrack Obama is not eligible to be President?

Billy-Bob: Yeah sure do... so when you and yer sister gettin married?

Randy: Soon as my pa's done with her. He's a birther.

by Stonysam May 20, 2011

birther

Dull witted racist. Most are victims of sexual assault by several of their parents, step-parents and moms boyfriends, but have suppressed the memories.

A: Why does Johnny get in fights at school so often?

B: Who knows?

A: I think he's a Birther.

by Shut Up Morans May 21, 2011

birther

A person who believes that Barack Obama has controversy and/or fraud surrounding his birth, though all theories have been either rejected or proved false.

The birthers gathered on the steps of the Supreme Court - all 20 of them.
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/12/09/birthers-get-another-lifeline/

by Nina Stratton December 20, 2008

forced-birther

Someone who is so strongly against abortion (especially those who have exception clauses in cases of rape, incest, and maternal/fetal death) that would rather force a pregnant woman to carry that child to term whether she wants to or not, then allow her the freedom of choice.

An aquaintance of mine says that if a girl is stupid enough to get pregnant, then she should take responsibility and forced to have the child.

by kright July 22, 2005

concealed bitchery

A practice performed by many girls nowadays. It is characterized by when a girl pretends to be nice on the surface and smiles often, but is a pretentious bitch underneath that superficial disguise.

James: Hey Laura, what's up?
Laura: Nothing much, what's up with you? How was that concert last night?
James: It was great! Ugh, I don't know how to do this math problem.
Laura: How could you not get this? It's so easy, lol.
James: Oh, ok...

Conrad: Isn't Laura awesome?
James: No way dude, she practices concealed bitchery.

by Bartholomew Pickleboob December 15, 2013