planetary-ascribed biological determinism

A term used to jokingly describe the pseudoscience of astrology, first used and popularized by Katya Zamolodchikova on the YouTube series UNHhhh

Rachel is such a nutjob that she actually believes in planetary-ascribed biological determinism.

by bobothebonobo May 7, 2020

vce biology

physical and mental pain and torment

double vce biology might kill me

by chicken fingers 2200181 August 31, 2021

biofag

An eccentric person with an obsession over biology.

"Wow shut up about biology already you biofag.""

by chemystery June 5, 2009

Biology

A new Slang way to say goodbye to an orgy

Biology yall

by Admiral_Wolfe December 3, 2018

Biology

An extremely boring class that is required in both high school and college. The class consists of boring ass lectures that you won't give a shit about, unless you plan on majoring in biology. The teachers are usually dickweeds/wads, and assign a shit ton of homework.

I should be studying for my biology exam on Monday. Fuck that, it's too boring!

by Architecture Major October 19, 2010

AP Biology

An extensive college course that teaches you absolutely nothing useful. After taking this course, if you did it right, you'll be able to explain cellular respiration and how plants essentially have sex. Though if people asked about these subjects, they'd think you're really smart, the truth is that no one gives a shit so unless you're an AP slut and bring up these topics in daily conversations, this class is yet another example of a completely useless course that everyone takes solely to impress colleges who really shouldn't give a damn. And if you're an AP slut, you deserve a SLAP (get it ? slut + AP = SLAP?)

"Hey this salad is reaaally good. You want some?"
"Nah I'm good, I think my mitochondria have enough glucose from my breakfast to continue with cellular respiration. Thanks though."
"Daa fuck?!"
"Oh you want to know more of this useless, boring information? You should take AP Biology with me."
"You're such an AP slut!"
"Speaking of AP's, do you know the difference between monocots and dicots? Well let me tell you..."
*SLAP

by itsmadefromyourmomschesthair May 17, 2011

Biology

it is the study of life.

worst freshman year class you will ever fucking take especially if you are taking honors. everyone who takes honors biology regrets it now.

shit ton of homework and class work.

failing every unit test is a hobby because it’s too much memorizing

me: did you know that the electron transport chain produces a whopping of 34 ATP!! biology is crazy af right??

friend: wtf is an ATP?

by freddie icarly November 9, 2019