Guy 1: Man do I love eating Bimbo
Guy 2: I know what you mean, I just banged one last night and man was she was goood.
Guy 1: No not like a girl bimbo. Bimbo like the bread company.
Guy 2: Yeah I know that's what I was talking about.
Guy 1: Dude.. wtf.. I don't even want to know what you do with bagles.
Guy 2: I know what you mean, I just banged one last night and man was she was goood.
Guy 1: No not like a girl bimbo. Bimbo like the bread company.
Guy 2: Yeah I know that's what I was talking about.
Guy 1: Dude.. wtf.. I don't even want to know what you do with bagles.
by Alejandro Z February 17, 2009
Hyperfeminine woman who does not judge others for body modifications, naively kind, and carries a lot of confidence in herself and her sexuality.
by fauxrich November 06, 2020
Young women, whose IQ is no match for their, how to put this delicately..aesthetic qualities.
Often obsessed with boys and clothes, generally blonde, but there are exceptions.
Usually hang around with other bimbos.
U can spot them easily, they are likely to be in a big group of girls that all look the same and are laughing hysterically. Big breasts are, look, I would say unnecessary, but preferred.
Long story short: A physically attractive, but unintelligent woman.
example of a Bimbo: Paris Hilton
Often obsessed with boys and clothes, generally blonde, but there are exceptions.
Usually hang around with other bimbos.
U can spot them easily, they are likely to be in a big group of girls that all look the same and are laughing hysterically. Big breasts are, look, I would say unnecessary, but preferred.
Long story short: A physically attractive, but unintelligent woman.
example of a Bimbo: Paris Hilton
JACK PACKAGE: Damn man, you can't be in love with her and still be sleeping with every bimbo on the planet.
ROBERT GREY: Bro, if I have to choose between bimbos and her, I would choose bimbos.
JACK: What?
ROBERT: Look, broski, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. They make me want to pretend to be a better man. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.
JACK: That's just a defense mechanism man, coz you're afraid of gettin' hurt. You're just confused.
ROBERT: Oh, I'm not confused broski. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. That's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them man, and they love me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
ROBERT GREY: Bro, if I have to choose between bimbos and her, I would choose bimbos.
JACK: What?
ROBERT: Look, broski, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. They make me want to pretend to be a better man. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.
JACK: That's just a defense mechanism man, coz you're afraid of gettin' hurt. You're just confused.
ROBERT: Oh, I'm not confused broski. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. That's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them man, and they love me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
by R0BERT GREY February 16, 2019
That bimbo Lori must have slept her way into her job. She certainly isn't smart enough to have earned it.
by Conchess January 06, 2015
Woman who is not attractive enough to be a model, not intelligent enough to be an actress, and not nice enough to be a poisonous snake.
by HSIA April 09, 2004
A woman with very little traditional book smarts airhead but with enough social intelligence to realize that being an attractive girl is all they need to get ahead in life pussy power. They come in all shapes and sizes but the most traditional is overtly spray tanned, with big hair (typically dead from over straightening), massive breasts (even if fake), small waist, wide hips, Botox face and over plumped lips. Looks like a blowup sex-doll.
Bryce: “Nicole tries too hard to hard to fit traditional beauty standards and is dumb as a brick, she barely got into U of A...”
Sophia: “Bryce, your sister is a bimbo”
Bryce: “Well, how does she always get invited to trips to Cabo by rich frat guys?“
Sophia: “I’m not gonna lie to you Bryce, your sister would even let YOU titty-fuck her if you offered her a free flight to Cabo ... and she’d suck your dick each and every day for an open bar”
Sophia: “Bryce, your sister is a bimbo”
Bryce: “Well, how does she always get invited to trips to Cabo by rich frat guys?“
Sophia: “I’m not gonna lie to you Bryce, your sister would even let YOU titty-fuck her if you offered her a free flight to Cabo ... and she’d suck your dick each and every day for an open bar”
by Underwhelming Victory May 18, 2020
Young women, whose IQ is no match for their, how to put this delicately..aesthetic qualities.
Often obsessed with boys and clothes, generally blonde, but there are exceptions.
Usually hang around with other bimbos.
U can spot them easily, they are likely to be in a big group of girls that all look the same and are laughing hysterically. Big breasts are, look, I would say unnecessary, but preferred.
Long story short: A physically attractive, but unintelligent woman.
example of a Bimbo: Paris Hilton
Often obsessed with boys and clothes, generally blonde, but there are exceptions.
Usually hang around with other bimbos.
U can spot them easily, they are likely to be in a big group of girls that all look the same and are laughing hysterically. Big breasts are, look, I would say unnecessary, but preferred.
Long story short: A physically attractive, but unintelligent woman.
example of a Bimbo: Paris Hilton
JACK PACKAGE: Damn man, you can't be in love with her and still be sleeping with every bimbo on the planet.
ROBERT GREY: Bro, if I have to choose between bimbos and her, I would choose bimbos.
JACK: What?
ROBERT: Look, broski, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. They make me want to pretend to be a better man. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.
JACK: That's just a defense mechanism man, coz you're afraid of gettin' hurt. You're just confused.
ROBERT: Oh, I'm not confused broski. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. That's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them man, and they love me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
ROBERT GREY: Bro, if I have to choose between bimbos and her, I would choose bimbos.
JACK: What?
ROBERT: Look, broski, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. They make me want to pretend to be a better man. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.
JACK: That's just a defense mechanism man, coz you're afraid of gettin' hurt. You're just confused.
ROBERT: Oh, I'm not confused broski. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. That's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them man, and they love me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
by R0BERT GREY February 16, 2019