Bitching Buddy

A Bitching Buddy (BB) is someone that only talks to (well, complains) to you when something is bothering them. They may appear to be a good friend, when all they do is 'bitch' about other people or anything that bothers them. During a Bitching Buddy episode, the BB may say things like, "I'm so glad I talked with you; you're such a good friend"...blah, blah, blah. However, under normal circumstances they may not give you the time of day! Being a Bitching Buddy victim is not fun, especially when your kindness (taking the time out of your day to listen to the BB's horsehit) is completely disregarded once you make them feel better.

You-"Oh hi, BB! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in a long time."

BB-"Oh girl, my life is shambles right now! My boyfriend cheated on me with another man and I don't know what to do. I haven't eaten in days, I haven't been to the gym, I don't know what to do.....(bitching continues for about an hour or so)"

You-(insert some very good advice here)

BB-"Girl, you know exactly how to make me feel better! I love you girl, this is why we're great friends. Let's do lunch (empty promise)."

You-"Okay, that would be a lot of fun...maybe we could try next week?"

*BB sees someone that she knows*

BB-"Oh hey, Person-that-I-know!!! Wait up girl...I'm starving, let's get lunch."

*You feeling used and alone*

You-She's such a Bitching Buddy!!

by LPerri116 October 2, 2011

Apple Earphone Bitching

Where someone bitches about the quality, and/or lack of bass with the earphones supplied as standard with the apple ipods.

Ross: Ugh, these apple earphones are wank. So little bass.

Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.

Ross: Whore

by Ross McPwn October 15, 2011

Circular Bitching

One who will complain to everyone but the subject of the complaint. You will hear about this complaint from everyone but the complainer.

1. Dean was circular bitching to everyone about me sleeping with his girlfriend!

2. (guy #1) Dude you shouldnt've slept with his girlfriend, man.
(guy #2) Why is that asshole circular bitching!

by tomtom192 March 8, 2006

Layout Bitching

The act of users posting statuses on Facebook, bitching and moaning unecessarily about new layouts.

Person A: "WHAT THE HELL FACEBOOK, Y U ALWAYS CHANGE LAYOUT?"

Person B: "Shut the hell up and stop layout bitching."

by ZekeZ September 21, 2011

bitching cat

(1) An annoying thing (usually a cat) that never shuts up.
(2) A cat that always wining (meowing)
(3) A noisy cat

"I had let my cat in to feed it and and the bitching cat didn't stay quiet until I gave her food."

"that bitching cat has got to go, no one has got any descent quiet sense we got it."

"When we got to the mall and there was a woman complaining about something, what a bitching cat"

by CutieGirl15 August 11, 2006

son-of-a-bitching

used as an intensive when you are angry, upset, or just want to plain kick the crap out of somebody

Example 1: (in the car) Are you going to cut me off, you son-of-a-bitching asshole?
Example 2: (at work) My boss is such a son-of-a-bitching prick.

by wolves3622 January 1, 2012

Bitching Chair

"The Bitching Chair" made famous by Short Stack an Australian band from Budgewoi which consist of Shaun Diviney (lead singer, lead guitar), Andy Clemmensen (back up singer, bass guitar) and Bradie Webb (drummer, keyboard player and dj). Short Stack mentioned the bitching chair in Short Stack TV (found on YouTube) episode 20 on the making of their smash hit Sway Sway Baby! The incident that caused the Bitching Chair was that on the way home from Groovin' the Moo (australian music festival) there was gum on Bradie's car seat and Shaun blames Andy and Andy blames Shaun. Andy proved his case by saying that Shaun had gum on his shirt and Shaun said that he did get gum on his shirt but he 'knows' Andy did it, because he always chews gum. These three boys adventures are hilarious and their second album comes out on November 12, 2010.

Now Bradie's in the bitching chair... Now who do you think put the gum on your chair?

I think Andy did it but since Shaun lies alot I think Shaun did it

by Madei is yours... November 16, 2010