bethesda

Bethesda (or Chevy Chace) is a nice city nestled between DC and its neighbor the west, Potomac. Fairly aflluent, with many nice older homes and expensive condos. Aside from Potomac, Bethesda is where the rich and affluent of the DC metropolitain area live. If your lucky enough to have been born into Bethesda, you envy only one person: he who lives in Potomac; this isnt so bad though, I mean so does everyone else, right?

Person from Bethesda: Im so pissed, i wrecked my bimmer and I cant drive it for two weeks while its in the shop.

Person from Potomac: Psshhh that sucks, when i wrecked my maserati my parents flipped for a ferrari.

Person from (Insert your town here): Fuck you guys...

bethesda by wish u were me July 29, 2008

Bethesda'ed 

Bethesda'ed - (v). be-the-z-dah-ed.
(1). To take a well established and popular license only to rape the shit ouf it.

Hey Matt, did you see the new Star Wars prequels? Yeah dude; Lucas totally Bethesda'ed that shit man!

Bethesda'ed by Orr September 25, 2006

bethesda jump

When the player in a Bethesda Softworks RPG decides the best route to the next objective is over a mountain, calling for the trademark jump.

"Fucking hell man, Rorikstead is just over this mountain... Screw the path, I'll just Bethesda Jump over it"

bethesda jump by MLGEESUS March 4, 2016

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

BCC High School is the most hood school in Montgomery Count, actually the most hood school you will run into. Walk into any bathroom and there's either a kid getting lit up, having sex, or fighting. Only safe bathrooms at the moment at the moment are the 3rd floor F wing bathrooms. Most kids will sell you any drug you can name for the right price if you ask them. Girls are either getting DUI's, abortions, or losing their virginity at the age of 15. Teachers are chill as fuck, most will overlook fights and things like that. It may be intimidating but steer clear of the wrong croud and you'll be fine. Whitman Highschoolers have to this day not beat BCC kids in a fight.

Did you hear about the Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School student who beat the living shit out of that kid at Blair?

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School by zombed24/7 August 28, 2022

North Bethesda Middle School 

A middle school in Bethesda, Maryland. Half the students vape in the bathrooms and the other half don't give two shits about academics. Supposedly really good as well.
The teachers are pretty hit-or-miss but all of the eighth grade science teachers are very bad. However, the science olympiad team has done pretty well for the past few years, so there's that.
May or may not be known as the "racist school"

person 1: so you go to North Bethesda Middle School?
person 2: yeah, and I'm on the scioly team-
person 1: you're a racist
person 2: how rude

North Bethesda Middle School by yelloworpington November 10, 2019

Bethesda

(n.) The Bermuda Triangle of yuppie-dom, located in Maryland, off the border of Washington, DC and close to Northern, VA.

A congregation place for some of the United States' worst snobs (and their many offspring).

Common signs you hail from Bethesda:

you have more money than taste,

a grossly inflated sense of self-worth,

the idea that the universe revolves around you,

polo shirts,

a beach house in Bethany,

an "au pair"/nanny,
membership to a country club or expensive gym,

6 out of 7 nights a week you eat out at a sit-down restaurant,

one or more designer items on at a time,
a tan year-round,

no sense of direction,

possession of a large car you can in no way operate on your own,
a trophy wife/sugar daddy,

3+ children (or siblings).

That woman in the pink and green Lilly Pulizter dress... the one walking the labradoodle? She just opened her Mercedes SUV car door into the BMW next to her and walked away. She must be in a hurry to meet her trophy-wife friends for lunch and shopping. I bet she's from Bethesda.

or

I can't wait to move out of Bethesda. I'm beginning to hate people.

Bethesda by aquanauty August 10, 2009

Bethesda

A boring suburb of Washington D.C., where all the students are way too tense, the drivers are horrible, there's nothing to do but go to restaurants, and everything is dead silent after ten o'clock. Unless you are age 0-10 or 45+, please look elsewhere for a city.

Guy #1: Hey what should we do tonight?
Guy #2: Let's go to Bethesda!
Guy #1: ...
Guy #2: Nevermind. Let's go to your place and do something exciting like watching the weather channel.

Bethesda by Delmarvin January 25, 2009