berns

a word to describe one who dresses and acts ostensibly emo, yet exudes happiness and general holiday spirit

You are so berns right now, sitting by yourself in the dark of your living room with your hood up while drinking eggnog and listening to christmas music.

by hohoyoyo December 26, 2009

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Berno

a massiveley huge and italian hockey player...usually tends to live up north. quite a nice looking chap! likes to push people's buttons, but overall a good hearted man. a berno likes big comfortable beds and is quite popular with the ladies, is a respectful gentleman but is horrible at returning and answering phone calls and staying on the phone without falling asleep ;)...hard to reach...if you want to talk to him on the phone..you may as well just forget about it..but he is always an armslength away from his laptop so he is quite reachable online and quite often uses the phrase "rawr" when in an instant message session...a berno likes to tease but is really quite the sweetheart...=) and usually wherever you find a guy named berno..theres usually a girl named donna that likes talking to him

berno

by Donnaissexy February 10, 2009

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Berrospe

Comes from Spain and is a very important family, with above average penis. A lot of ladies are very attracted to their looks, but shy around them. They are destined for fame and fortune.

If you meet a Berrospe beware you will fall in love immediately.

Hector Berrospe is Amazing!!!!

by big dink November 30, 2010

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Crash and Bernstein

Probably the worst kids show next to Dora The Explorer. You have this really annoying kid, who complains about not having a brother, so he goes to build-a-bestie (WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?) and makes this puppet thing, who becomes the star of the show pretty much, and he is even more annoying than the kid. They think they're so cool, when really they're some of the lamest kids I've ever seen. Don't even get me started on the sisters. They're really annoying too, especially the older one. The theme song of this show is show stupid and it doesn't even make any sense! I just want to go through the TV screen and kick the puppet thing. The show is complete rubbish. My gosh, it's even worse than Dora, and that's saying ALOT!

Crash: I'm telling you Bernstein, the ladies will love that you have a puppet as a friend. ;)
Berinstein: Oh really? Okay, let's go talk to Dora! :)
Dora: What the hell? Is that little kid with the gay purple puppet coming over here to talk to us?
Boots and Dora's other stupid friends: Let's get away from these gay weirdos!

Even DORA hates Crash and Bernstein!

by DobbyTheFreeElf February 6, 2013

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