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st. bernadettes

an extremely retarded and ghetto school located in fairfax, virginia where thay have only one kind of teacher: lame, fat, menopausal, and femenist. it's extremely small with an incredibly boring carpool system in the gym, where the butch p.e teacher lives. mrs. kelley, the satanic teacher eats up little kindergartners whith her best buddy, mr. peanut and mrs vincent, who yells at people for no reason besides when she 'forgot' to eat breakfast. all of the priests there think french kissing is a sin and they sound like kermit the frog. they find the 5th grade boys attractive. the principle (sr maureen and mrs gilbrid-pregnant-)is a bit*h. graduation was nice.
gameshow host: ok boys and girls, i want you to think of as many synonyms as you can for 'hell'
contestant: st. bernadettes, st b's, mr peanut, heck, doctor's office, hell, &...mrs darden's house!!!
host: well i think we hav a winner!
by pink popcorn February 16, 2005
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Bernadette

that really cool down to earth person that doesn't let anything stop her, open minded, cares about other peoples feelings before her own, MADD chill, never boring, lives life one day at a time, clumsy, falls up the stairs, plays all kinds of sports, and a fatty, and a person you can always go talk to and tell stories too
1. Who can I share this story too, oh I know Bernadette
by immarc November 24, 2012
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Benedetta

benedetta é una persona meravigliosa! se la incontri, spera di starle simpatico oppure sparlerà di te con ISA,CATE,ALI,J e SIVI. Benedettah é davvero bella e paranoica ed é davvero sfortunata perché ha il ciclo!
se ti chiami benedetta hai il 100% di innamorarti dei Tei, buona fortuna ciaoo
teo: scusa ci conoscismo?
benedetta : ti amo
by teoilfigo25 November 23, 2021
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bernadetting

verb: to bernadette (someone) - MD colloq.

1) to inconvenience

2) to annoy the shit out of
"She asked you to do what? Man, tell that bitch to stop bernadetting you."
by Brad Jacques October 5, 2007
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Bernadette

Bernadette usauly fitting with a rose an she is not the girly type she always wears those buns and pony tales but she is happy that way she is chill and very friendly and laughs like spongebob she has 3 best friends and she usually wears cartoon shirts but at school there is allways that one girl that messes up her life and took what she had like her friends oh and most likly ha big cheeks
Berna short for bernadette thats what all he friends call her
by Okidoki spiderman is chill October 17, 2013
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Bernadette

A girl who is super chill, A Bernadette is a truly beautiful person though she's not so much of the girly type, usually wears hoodies and pony tails. A Bernadette is usually dirty blonde with icy blue eyes, and a total dog person. She may seem shy at first but once you get to know her she's the best friend you've ever had, and she's not afraid to stand her ground and give you a piece of her mind when you mess with her and her friends. Bern is a super loyal best friend.
"I'm going to see a movie with Bernadette"
"No way, you're so lucky!"
"She's my best friend"
by lion king fan21 December 28, 2014
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Bernadeta Milciute

Bernadeta Milciute is good at rapping
by Bitchy bitch butch December 26, 2020
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