in before

Used on internet message boards and forums to imply that the poster expects a certain type of post/message to occur later in the particular thread, or that the thread will be locked when a moderator sees it.

- in before flame war.
- in before troll.
- in before noobs.
- in before locked thread.

by wesmoe February 3, 2010

Jordan belfort

An American business man, author, and motivational speaker. Who was a very successful but fraudulent stock broker. He was convicted of fraud crimes related to stock market manipulation and running a boiler room as part of a penny stock scam, for which he spent 22 months in prison. He is best known to the greater population for his book, "The Wolf of Wall Street". And the recent movie based on the book about his like which his portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.

No doubt that JB is a badass mother fucker who doesn't give a fuck about you and is whiling drop that mother fucker to get to the top

Wow Jordan Belfort made 48 million at 23

by KidfromVA August 4, 2014

prose before hos

The choice of the written word over the lowliest ho.

Ray: I was going to go out with this skank last night, but I decided to stay in for a hot date with the Atlantic Monthly instead. I chose prose before hos.

by alecb May 22, 2007

putting the cart before the horse

Doing things in the wrong order.

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.

by KeeganBM June 1, 2014

Befound

Bewilder + Dumbfound
The conjunction of the two words, usually to express double amounts of confusion and astonishment.

"did you just see that moose jump off the cliff?"
"yes, I sure did... and I'm completely befounded!"

"it befounds me how that 20 year old girl can be so smitten with an 8 year old kid!"

by Regina Crazytown March 7, 2008

Bedford High School

The high school in bedford nh were there are bomb threats, hit lists on the walls, or shooting threats every 4 seconds.

Damn, i do not want to go to bedford high school.

by hehe that’s a mood March 6, 2019

Boobs before Noobs

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011