The Beer's Prayer

Our Lager,

Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

I will be drunk,

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head

and forgive us our spillages

as we forgive those that spill against us

and lead us not into incarceration.

But deliver us from hang-overs,

for thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager

forever and ever

Barmen!

I sit down and pray The Beer's Prayer before I go out every night.

by BCOOK March 3, 2010

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Beer Math

A formula to ensure you (or whoever you are buying beer for) gets the drunkest for lowest amount of money:

"Beer Score" = (Beer Size x Beer ABV) / Price

Used to get the score of the beer you are drinking and to compare against other beer's score.

Pint of Guinness costs $5 at the bar... 16oz x 4.2 ABV / $5 = 13

Quart of Olde English costs $3 at the corner store... 32oz x 5.9 ABV / $3 = 63

So using Beer Math it takes 5x as much money to get drunk off Guinness at the bar than it does from OE in parking lot.

by BSonBB December 29, 2012

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Beer dong

The term beer dong is used to describe the act in which a drunken male has sex with a sober female.He will most likely ravage her,which creates an uneven playing field in the coitus due to the male's vast consumption of alcohol. This usually occurs at the end of an evening.

Opposite of whiskey dick.

He gives her the beer dong.

Cliff: "Man, Anthony really gave Shannon the beer dong last night!"

by Cliggs March 18, 2013

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