beefer

noun - a slang would for best friend for ever and ever

"yo tom, you're my beefer"
"dude kelsey, you're my beefer man"

by britney, bitch February 1, 2009

Beefer

Slang term for a five pound note in the UK, became popular after the discovery of meat waste products in the production of the note.

Have you got two beefers for a tenner?

by Bellington44 December 1, 2016

beefheart

Two definitions already exist of thisone untrue the other just doesn't like the artist. Part of Captain Beefheart's name, but it comes form a film script written by he and Frank Zappa; the other definitions are prurient falsehoods if you research it properly.

That stage name of Beefheart's got a complicated history, but if you look into it properly it just seems like a cool name.

by lcdn November 27, 2007

beefaroni

dawg food for people

what you eating that beefaroni for?

by da doodle November 12, 2007

Beefer

A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.

Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.

by cunigs July 23, 2009

beefers

Alternate term for breasts. Usually used if a woman has larger than normal breasts.

Matt's kryptonite is girls with massive chest beefers. He simply can't resist them.

by Devveyovich February 28, 2016

beefarazzi

beefarazzi are independent photographers who take pictures of types of beef , raw, entrees , and other types of beef around the world, typically while going about their usual life routines.

I could not enjoy my meal because the Beefarazzis were capturing their moments outside the nice restaurant window.

by ReelInglesh August 11, 2016