Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

beheading the turtle

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off

I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle

by NotABam October 10, 2017

Bedlead

Bedlead is a term to describe the act of shitting on a bed. It can be used in many scenarios. For instance:
The Pirate: WHAT THE FUCK Amber? This room smells like shit! WTH
Amber Turd: Oh it’s a surprise. Check under the covers 🤷🏼 ♀️
The Pirate: EW YOU SICK BITCH, I’m taking this to fuckin court. (He did and won btw.)
Bedlead/Bedleadding/Bedleadded

Mom: The baby bedleadded again for the 5th time this week! I’m disowning him!
Dad: He’s only 5 weeks old honey..

by The Pink Panther 🐆 July 31, 2023

bedready

1) adjective - the state of being ready for bed

2) verb - the act of getting ready for bed

Person 1: hey, can we turn the light off?

Person 2: no, I'm not bedready yet

Person 1: well then you should hurry up and bedready!

by HappyA September 19, 2023

isis beheading

something a kid in the back of the bus wanted you to look at in middle school at 7 am

“hey wanna see an isis beheading?”
“dude wtf is wrong with you”

by pacify;phan February 20, 2022

budhead

person constantly tuned out from society due to their ever present earbuds.

"Happy Birthday son, you can blow out the cand...son, son, HEY BOY! Dang it, is he one of these budheads now?"

by sijambo July 31, 2010

bed head

When your too tired to get up, you have your wife bring it to you in bed. For example, breakfast in bed, only much more awesome to wake up to.

Dude, this morning, i just woke up and found Mary giving me bed head!

by browntrousers February 21, 2009