dead badger

A really, really smelly fart, usually caused by drinking a lot of alcohol.

I just dropped a dead badger

by Badger June 10, 2004

badger badger badger

A video about badgers, mushrooms and snakes of which several updated versions have been released such as the Christmas version, which has Badgers dressed as Santa, the mushrooms replaced by presents and the snake being replaced by a young Jesus Christ.

Repetitive genius.

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
www.weebls-stuff.com

by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005

growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"

"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"

by Cluin September 2, 2003

badger people

Slang term for argumentative types who will not back down even when they are wrong.

There is no way that I will agree to spend an evening with those crazy badger people ever again, no matter what!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 2, 2019

barking at the badger

british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug

cunt pussy licking

" i had so much fun with stephany last night barking at the badger"

by amuchan October 4, 2006

Badger the Witness

v.
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation

1. Objection sustained, do not badger the witness.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.

by Arronos del Pavronos April 2, 2006

Badger

Someone who is overly prepared or overly keen for something. (Opposite of baller) For example, when camping, someone with too all the hiking gear. Another example is a middle aged cyclist with head to toe Lycra and hi-vis eyebrows.

Harry: Have you seen James maths set, he’s got a protractor, a compass and a really fancy calculator.
Benji: What a badger!

by Banter Clause December 23, 2018