Bedercise

n. Any exercise that you can accomplish without leaving your bed.

1. This Tempurpedic pillow is so heavy! Lifting it is definitely good bedercise.

2. Hey baby, why don't we head back to my place and bedercise together.

by suitvestmanifesto January 11, 2013

bednarchik

A last name unlike any other. Any Bednarchik is practically a child of G-d. If you ever run into a bednarchik you should bow to them 3 times then kiss their hand.

Hey! Today I just ran into a Bednarchik...It was unbelieveable

by Nevergoingtoreply007 September 26, 2017

Bedwars Blocking

When your friend wants to play Bedwars in Minecraft because their account is banned from Hypixel but you don't want to lend your account to them.

Marcus: Hey man, i wanna play Bedwars, can you lend your account to me
John: Nah man, I'm not about that life
Marcus: DUDE, stop Bedwars Blocking

by Jonez_Corones September 20, 2020

Max Beder

Max Beder is an alak bar

Oh look it's Max Beder
No, it's an alak bar

by Omegele October 14, 2020

hop on BedWars

gay slang for "rough anal in a bed"

Hey bro, hop on BedWars?
Sure, I'll be there in a minute.

by rick astley is hoyt May 28, 2022

Bedwars Sweat

Someone who has never seen real sunlight or has never touched grass.
Me: "Yo, wanna go out and play football?"
Them: " No, Fuck off I need to get 900,000 wins!"

BedWars Sweat
Me: "Yo, wanna go out and play football?"
Them: " No, Fuck off I need to get 900,000 wins on Bedwars!"

by Minecraft Dictionary Man April 26, 2021

bednarski

1. Taking a woman/man into your bed and then roaring out loud like a bear while you twist your head from side to side in her crotch.

2. Stealing a sleeping place from an infant.

3. Pervert

1. Jane was kicked in the face by her boyfriend because she bednarskied him and actually caught her braces on his foreskin.

2. The hobo attempted to bednarski the baby, but was foiled by the intruder alarm.

3. After the obnoxious cat-calls, Jane flicked off the bednarski.

by SweatingCrisco February 5, 2010