A little bite on the nob, which, when penis is hard, a mark should be visible, this mark resembles a medieval beheading that has had to be repeated, giving it a to sectioned look (eg.--)
Man, yesterday this chick Lisa, she bitt down on my boy's cock, he said, it look like a beheading (aka beknobing), and it hurt like one too..
by P.M 19.95 November 11, 2009
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by Deranged Sanity September 6, 2014
Get the beheading mug.When after a long drinking binge, you miscalculate the distance between yourself and the headboard, and flop backwards only catch enough headboard to crack the back of your skull. Thanks to the alcohol or drugs involved in this faux pas, most sufferers only feel the true effects of bedhead when they awake to a large awkward lump on the back of their head.
A common reaction of the bedheadee is to pick up the phone and bitch at whomever they were out with the previous night for allowing them to get their asses kicked. While it's a sadly mistaken first notion, the victims of bedhead are, of course, not thinking clearly.
A common reaction of the bedheadee is to pick up the phone and bitch at whomever they were out with the previous night for allowing them to get their asses kicked. While it's a sadly mistaken first notion, the victims of bedhead are, of course, not thinking clearly.
by Yeah...I went there. And what? February 2, 2009
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by trainwreck527 July 20, 2008
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Get the bedhead mug.A racial slur for a person of Asian ethnicity.
Reason 1. The shape of their eyes resemble someone who just woke up.
Reason 2. The history of opium use in Asia and the relation to the term opium dreams. Also inferring their eyes resemble someone who is high or groggy from a deep dream.
Reason 3. Millennial Asians tend to use a large variety and abundant amount of hair products in an attempt to individualize themselves or resemble a more western style. The popular hair product brand Bed Head links the term to the trend.
Reason 1. The shape of their eyes resemble someone who just woke up.
Reason 2. The history of opium use in Asia and the relation to the term opium dreams. Also inferring their eyes resemble someone who is high or groggy from a deep dream.
Reason 3. Millennial Asians tend to use a large variety and abundant amount of hair products in an attempt to individualize themselves or resemble a more western style. The popular hair product brand Bed Head links the term to the trend.
Why do bedheads tend to sit only with other bedheads in the cafeteria?
Quick! Hide the dog from the bedheads!
I don't like all thelse new bedhead influences: kpop, jpop, hologram anime concerts and samurai manbuns...
These unpronounceable bedhead names are hilarious *obviously misprounouncing* "cahloog" "yoshitoshi" "ching chong park ngwin."
Quick! Hide the dog from the bedheads!
I don't like all thelse new bedhead influences: kpop, jpop, hologram anime concerts and samurai manbuns...
These unpronounceable bedhead names are hilarious *obviously misprounouncing* "cahloog" "yoshitoshi" "ching chong park ngwin."
by WrittenByABedhead September 24, 2016
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Queen bee: oh beedaddy! Please come stretch my bees.
Beedaddy: I AM THE ULTRALIGHTBEES
Or
Worker bee: Queen! We are dying at an alarming rate! What should we do?
Queen bee: Call the beedaddy!
Beedaddy: I AM THE ULTRALIGHTBEES
Or
Worker bee: Queen! We are dying at an alarming rate! What should we do?
Queen bee: Call the beedaddy!
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