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Eddie Bear Noun
An Eddie Bear is someone who is named Edward/Ed/Eddie. An Eddie Bear is the most amazing person in the world. He will treat you with love and kindness. He will make you feel like a queen. No one can compare to an Eddie Bear. He will most likely call you his 'Honey Bunches of Oats'.He is a little broken but he is perfect. He understands and helps you through anything. Even Cancer. If you ever get an Eddie Bear be sure to love him because he's a keeper. I love you my Eddie Bear.
Wow! My Eddie Bear Makes me feel like the luckiest girl in the world!
by Alixi June 12, 2018
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Bearders Remorse

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.
The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.
by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011
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Garbage Bear

A heavier, chubbier, possibly hairy, middle-aged gay man who eats junk food and drinks and smokes excessively.
Matthew couldn't control his consumption of junk food, alcohol and cigarettes, and gradually grew into a Garbage Bear. Even the healthy Bears avoided Matthew but he eventually found love with another Garbage Bear he met at a McDonalds after a heavy night of drinking.
by Nathan Bryce August 29, 2014
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Dirty Polar Bear

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The act of restraining your partner with fuzzy white handcuffs and slipping a frozen dildo into her ass. The resulting roar of icy anger is what gives the act it's name.
I have never seen anything more angry than your mom after the Dirty Polar Bear.
by Zmann966 September 11, 2011
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Nipple Beard

The hair that grows arround the nipple on either a man or a woman.
He was attractive, but he had WAY too much nipple beard.
by Tamumba March 19, 2008
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Japanese Bear Fight

Same as a Bear Fight, but with the addition of a third shot: a saki bomb.

So in effect, Irish Car Bomb followed by a Jager Bomb finished off with a Saki Bomb.

Aaaaaand...DRUNK!
hey have you guys seen Joe? He's stumbling around the bar, shouting, and trying to get undressed...
Must have been that Japanese Bear Fight he took earlier!
by Stifler's Mom March 6, 2012
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Beta Bear

That one YouTuber that doesn't want to make videos anymore but has to for their fans
I bet that dude is a Beta Bear.
by Sama Lama July 30, 2016
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