Beat off crazy

To masturbate one's self into an insane state.

Jaime is beat off crazy this weekend, we won't see her until Monday.

by Abnerone March 18, 2005

beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"

Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)

by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005

Beat off crazy

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.

G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.

by jj March 18, 2005

beat off chair

The chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. The proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with POV porn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.

Don was in the beat off chair airing out the boys to bukkake when his wife walked in on him.

by Beety McMeety January 6, 2012

Beat Off Syndrome

Better known as BOS. It’s when a male or female masturbates too much and cause inflammation in the wrist with pains of carpull weaner throbbing. The doctors who fix this problem often make incisions in the wrist to relieve the pain of BOS. Doctors often ask their patient during a consult, “Who Da BOS!?!” Usually the guilty party is in so much pain they book an appt to correct BOS.

My wrists are constantly hurting! You may suffer from Beat Off Syndrome and may need a consult with your doctor. You da BOS!

by DoubleA_CarsonCity December 13, 2018

Beat-off bumps

A long line of pot holes in the road that shake the car enough so the driver can grab his dick and jack off effortlessly.

I was driving down the road when I hit a set of beat-off bumps... With no effort I grabbed my cock and busted a nut on my steering wheel

by Happy beater August 13, 2010

beat the breaks off

1.East St Louis slang for whooping somebodys ass.

2.To fuck really hard.

He beat the breaks off that weak nigga.

I'd beat the breaks off of her.

by A-Bomb TGN August 11, 2005