Beastre

Beastre or Besttre is a combination of a first and last name. The first name is "Tre" from the French “treis” and the Latin “tres”. The term has been used to describe blatant ignorance and stupidity, but at its root, Beastre is a historical account of stupidity rotting the internet. Accounts of Beastre state that he is a 5'4 decaffeinated African with a short fuse and an even shorter penis. He is generally speaking unable to handle the most insignificant amount of trolling or jokes surrounding his flaws. He has turned into an incel both as a form of counter culture and a way to deal with his lack of female attention. He originally called himself "Asexual", but further analysis of his lust for women proves otherwise. Tre Best has been a long-time member of the group called "Bruh HQ", but he was banned for being a dumb piece of shit (figuratively and literally speaking). After numerous failers to handle minor trolling he blocked the majority of Bruh HQ on all social media platforms. Dr. Dehpootisman is an elusive figure who holds great power over the counsel of Bruh HQ. There have been theories towards his name and whereabouts, but nothing has come back conclusively. Dehpootisman has also {REDACTED}. Waltoge/Runescape was one of Beastre's first adversaries. Waltoge has always been a neutral force in his life only resorting to trolling when most funny, but Beastre's ignorance did not allow him to see through these elabret ruses.

I could be Gaming Right now .

Beastre you need to think.

Beastre: every time I think things get worse.

Don't ruin my reputation.

FUCK OFF SIT ON A PINE CONE!

Get better bro

by NotSirStinkyHarriot October 30, 2021

beastworthy

A measure of whether or not someone is hot/good-looking enough to make the "beast with two backs" with, e.g. to sleep with.

That actor, Nathan Fillion, is so beastworthy.

Example 2: Have you seen the new guy yet? Very beastworthy.

by Brandee A. October 21, 2005

Beastosterone

A hormone released when you are very angry and about to blow. This hormone helps release your inner beast, stimulating your anger and making you (temporarily) feel better.

I'm all jacked up on beastosterone, I'm about to go apeshit on your ass

by Will.I.Am22 October 21, 2009

beasttrollmc

A streamer known for his famous play on honesty.

me:I wish i could be good at this game.
idke: Like beasttrollmc?
me:nah he's bad

by Otaku403 July 16, 2019

Boastrous

When one says something, whilst intending to make themselves appear better and perhaps richer by boasting about things, they are being boastrous

(Q) "Hey, can I borrow your car please?"
(A)"No sorry, this car costed me five million of the eight billion I have, I have such a good life"

A is being boastrous

by Thomas Delany April 11, 2017

Beastmode

-(Noun)- An attitude turned on when in a really athletic state of mind.
-(Verb)- To zone out of a injury and still have an amazing physical activity

Mike: "Holy Smokes!"
Luke: "What's wrong, Mike?"
Mike: "Did you see that dunk by Lebron James?"
Luke: "Yeah it looks like he's in Beastmode."

by Zack Downes January 6, 2009

BeastReality

A T.V. show or movie involving animals, that is setup to look like a reality show.

A few prime examples of this includes Meerkat Manor, Orangutan Island, Dark Days in Monkey City, and March of the Penguins.

Guy 1: "Dude are you watching Discovery Channel?"

Guy 2: "Yeah! Meerkat Manor is on! It's about the Whisker Family's trouble and struggle."

Guy 1: "Wait... Are those actual animals, WTF are you watching?"

Guy 2: "BeastReality."

by R-Ill May 16, 2009