ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016

coal boasting

When a white woman brags to her friends about sleeping with dark skinned black men.

I overheard Donna coal boasting to Kelly about her hookup with the son of the Djibouti Ambassador.

by zcl July 28, 2006

ogre battling

The act of attempting to have anal sex with a person while they are trying to shit.

Yo dude i was totally ogre battling this chick last night, IT WAS SICK!

by 420_Sneaky_33_Pete_69 August 13, 2008

Snake Blasting

A sexual partner brings a man to the brink of ejaculation, then he ejaculates all over them, wherever they see fit. Usually breasts, but can be ear, nose, even eyes!

Alphy snake blasted my breasts last night ❤️❤️

Did you hear about Alphy snake blasting his piece of ass last night? All over her tits apparently!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 12, 2021

bombs and beating hearts

The greatest folx punk band to ever grace Utah with it's presence.

I went to the punk show last night and the best band was the the folx punk band Bombs and Beating hearts.

by sp2fraggle May 21, 2009

The almighty three shoe beating

When you piss off a Norwegian kid so much he has to take off his shoes and one of yours, afterwards he pushes you to the ground and proceeds to beat you with all three shoes.

"Have you ever experienced The almighty three shoe beating!?"

by Mr.$wag February 25, 2017

beating it

Jerking off

Dude, I just got done beating it

by Bofa tea April 6, 2016