beardazzled

essentially to be dazzled by someone's beard.

John: Wow, did you see Mike's beard?
Will: Chyea! I'm beardazzled!

by na7z March 2, 2014

beardmance

the relationship between the gay and the beard that is helping the gay covering his sexuality.

Person 1: OMG i love elounor so much Person 2: ikr louis and eleanor have such a cute beardmance

by eleanorjanecalder September 7, 2012

the beartrap

while giving a girl oral sex, upon orgasm, the girl tightens her tighs around your head similar to that of a beartrap

girl:ooo oooo oooooooo!
guy: easy baby your giving me the beartrap!

by changus May 16, 2008

Rustic Beardman

A 6'6, full-bearded, stud of a man. Intelligent, musically inclined, compassionate, open-minded, spontaneous, and hilarious. Other interesting pieces of information include: excellent cook, knows how to twerk, drives a moped, has a car-bed, and last but certainly not least--is a professional beard ride giver.

"Did you see that manly man heading our way?!"
"Oh, that's Rustic Beardman!"

by AshWickety October 15, 2013

beardtastic

when a person has an amazing beard.

Dude, you face is beardtastic.

by AKickAssWaffle October 21, 2010

beardall

A large collection of hairs on a double chin. They will often be unnoticeable at first glance, but are definitely there. Always found on beautiful people.

Have you SEEN that girl? She's got a PROPER beardall! I still would though!

by EpicDrunk November 18, 2011

beartrap

A woman who wears braces.

Damn that beartrap Kasie made me bleed...What a bitch.

by C-Mac! October 10, 2005