Beardo

A man (or woman) who wears a bushy beard and also happens to sleep in parking lots. Beardos typically have strong feelings for their beard.

Worker 1: Who's is that guy with the bushy red beard sleeping in the office parking lot every time I go for lunch??

Worker 2: Oh, he's a beardo! Take great care around him or you risk getting punched by his beard!

by Ninja-neer March 16, 2011

beardo

a hipster with a big ol', unruly, full-facial beard (and usually wearing a hoodie or knit hat)

Me: The gastropub in Fishtown was so filled with beardos we had to leave.
You: With what???
Me: You know - bearded hipsters wearing hoodies, and (even though they're hanging in a "gastropub") drinking PBR & Miller High Life.

by salthebeardo March 1, 2009

beardo

A strange, weird, hard-to-figure-out-don't-want-to type of person. Someone who looks as though they are up to no good, or pondering some sort of revenge. This is attained by having a perplexing look on their face while slowly stroking their facial hair. This kind person over-thinks every situation and believe there is a mass conspiracy out to get them. There is also stupid questions like, "Are you mad at me?" posed at inopportune moments of time.

Dude #1: "Who the fuck is that guy? And what the fuck is wrong with him?"
Dude #2: "That beardo? Nobody is sure what is wrong with him. Just ignore him, and hope he does the same to you."

by The MI Shocker December 16, 2013

Beardoration

To lust after a beardyweirdy for no good reason other than they are sporting unusual facial hair

Paul is usually such an ugly fucker but he looked quite hot last night, I think I've got Beardoration. Hopefully he'll have a shave before I shag him

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

beardo

A bearded hat that covers the face. Great for skiing, snowboarding, or the NHL playoffs (for those who can't grow a real beard).

Jimmy wanted to support his hockey team during the playoffs but he can't grow any facial hair. Instead, he bought a beardo and now he's good to go with a cloth beard on his face.

by brouhaha May 6, 2011

beardage

a quasi beard, stubbly beard

eyo you should shave off that beardage b4 dis party 2nite

by j money August 23, 2003

beardo

a weirdo with a beard. Or a weirdo who is so weird that you can call him a beardo anyways.

santa clause is a fat beardo.

by adefrenza October 11, 2006