Beanz-Kiss

(noun) The act of inserting a finger into a woman's anus due to an inability to find her vagina. Named after the infamous "beans" of Kinnelon, who beanz-kissed on three separate incidents.
(May be used as a verb)

Did you hear about what Connor's last night?
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!

by #bobbysuedal May 11, 2014

Beanzi Empire

The empire of the great beans.

The best people choose Beanzi Empire soldier as their career.

by Beanzi Emperor July 16, 2019

Beannym

A very unusual funny creature that often resembles small rodents such as mice and hamsters- tends to be a picky eater

Look at that wild beannym in it’s natural habitat

by Mellownian October 19, 2020

beansy

A term I created, and I don't know why. Used for nothing yet everything, but a good way to repell any potential girlfriends.

"Dude, I just got an 100!"

"Beansy."

"Huh?"

"Beansy."

"What does that even mea-"

"Beansy."

by I don't like trains December 21, 2021

Broad Beanz

A vegetable that is the favourite of this set 8 who is an old man.

Guy: What's your favourite vegetable
Old man set 8: Broad beanz

by Toaster Motherfucking Bitch January 15, 2021

beansy

Good.

Per Colby P.

Your computing skills are beansy.

by CPcdxx July 31, 2016

Beazy

Beazy (Bee-zee) The shorter verison of someone acting like pussy or a bitch

Damn nigga, Stop acting like a Beazy and square off with the nigga

by Jaybizzy July 31, 2006