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flicking the beanstalk

The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating
It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk
by SPANKY1113 March 27, 2017
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Awk Beanstalk

When a situation is even more awkward than 'awko taco', typically 'awk beanstalk' is appropriate.
I finished with my partner and asked how he felt. He said it was great, since he didn't use a condom. Awk beanstalk.
by John Smith Indian Emperor November 3, 2011
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beanster

A mexican/hispanic who dresses like a scenester, (girl pants, choppy hair cut, etc.)but acts like a beaner and listens to reggaeton.
You fucking beanster, get out of my yard!
by Aaron Johanson May 30, 2006
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beanstalk

a.) "Dude, did you see that new kid from Mexico? Felipe?"

"Yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure."

b.) "You wanna watch the highlights of the Mexican basketball team?"

"Sure. Are they all beanstalks or what?"

c.) "So I was watching The Longest Yard today ... that one dude was a total beanstalk."
by Jam Master Joke May 2, 2010
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Beanstalk

I like this guy, he is such a beanstalk
by gayshit726 May 9, 2020
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beansbeansbeans

Beans in strange places make for good cursed images 😏
beansbeansbeansbeansbeans
by discofox June 15, 2020
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jackin' the beanstalk

Euphemism for masturbation. Combines a verbal allusion (jacking off) with a classic literary allusion (Jack and the Beanstalk).

Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.
Ex: I don't know why Eriq doesn't lock his door; this is the 10th time I've walked in on him while he was hunched over the computer jackin' the beanstalk.

Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.
by JNinWeHo November 6, 2022
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