Beanis

A clitoris. An elusive sex organ believed to be located at the anterior junction of the labia minora that is fun to play with yet very hard to find.

“Get over here woman and let me rub your beanis!”

“Helen I’m so glad you shaved your love pudding so I can gaze upon your beanis!”

by Ivana jizonew January 24, 2026

Tiny beanis

Tiny beanis is a nickname for a dog named tiny. Beanis has two meanings either beans or a male private area.

Come her tiny beanis, her gurl.

by Brave rly Hills July 9, 2021

slap slap slap beanis

Cha cha chicken clucking bitch who slapped off to her online crush, M1K33, then tried to buy love from him (200 bucks) and he dumped her.

Slap slap slap beanis is desperate for love online.

by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023

the beans are talkin’

an admittance of flatulence

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.

by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

Bro beans

This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other

Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?

Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*

Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans

by Mudbonic plague October 19, 2020

hitting beans

a term used by people who actively self harm, used to describe cutting deep enough to expose the layer of fat underneath the skin. named after the fact that the bubbles of fat resemble beans.

"i don't get why people brag about hitting beans."
"i managed to hit beans before, but i had to get stitches afterwards so it wasn't really worth it."

by basedmarimo March 30, 2021

Carhartt beanie

The staple of a lesbian

“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”

by Whose the clown now January 19, 2020