Beanis

A penis that is the size and shape of a small kidney bean, and/or someone whose penis smells like beans
President George is the most famous "beanis"

"He's kinda cute..."
"Watch out, he's got a beanis... unless you're into that...?"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 28, 2023

Beanie

Beanie is that big forehead , that large head, that biggy wiggy, that head you wouldve never thought you would ever see

You got da BEANIE!!

by ohdsoqwcldebvli3qwbvc September 15, 2018

Beany

Shroomy’s

Who’s Beany?

Nah don’t worry she’s Scott’s

by Tollibeck May 3, 2021

Beanie

The hottest nigga out here

Omg Beanie posted a tiktok

by Killerqueen42069 September 2, 2022

Beanie

A fat pvz kid who doesnt go outside. his only accompishment his pvz. he stutters like a lil bitch when he gets into arguements. everytime you win the agruement he will block you because hes a bitch.

Hes also a dwuki simp because dwuki is low quality and ugly and no personality which is just fitting for beanies retarded personality

Fuck beanie ong all my niggas hate beanie -Spquarky

by XKraxkenX September 9, 2022

beanie

1.) a softie, someone who doesn't get angry

2.) oblivious to bad things that are happening and only focus on the good things

Some may say George Bush is the opposite of a beanie.

by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009

beanie

a hat in Player Unknowns Battle Grounds that provides no protection whatsoever

teammate: dude i found a beanie

me: cool idc

by Welchs® Fruit Snacks June 14, 2018