Beanizza

Beanizza (Bean-za) is a pizza with beans as one of the toppings. It can be any type of pizza as long as the pizza has a sufficient amount of beans covering the top.

I felt like buying a beanizza from the supermarket.

I heard that Domino's is releasing the beanizza today.

by BobDaBeast June 19, 2020

Beanised

The act of being in the state of Beanis - the utter defeat by the great Bomont Beanis

Get beanised Jon!

by Wikimind February 23, 2021

beating the bishop

Masturbating.

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003

beating the record

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009

beanie season

The wonderful time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a beanie without being called fucking emo. This happens during fall and winter.

“Samatha, its not beanie season, get that beanie off your head you uncultured thot.”

by dinosaurwaffle September 26, 2019

Beaniellis

When someone is in the beanie arc again in their life and start playing emo song.

Beaniellis, again? With the glasses too?

by apple1010 March 8, 2023

Straight beakin it

When you wear such a straight beak hat that it makes people notice you.

“Look at that man straight beakin it”
“Wow that group is really straight beakin it hard”

by Greg formula January 11, 2021